WHAT THE HOLY KHUNTING FCUK!
MAYBE IF YOU HOP ON THE ROWING MACHINE OR THE TREADMILL INSTEAD OF SITTING YOUR FAT MUFFINYTOPPED MEGA ARSE ON THE RECLINING BIKE FCUKING THING THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE YOU WOULD SHIFT SOME OF THAT WEIGHT, BUT THEN I SUPPOSE YOU MIGHT MAKE IT PAST 32 WITHOUT HAVING TO CARRY ROUND AN OXYGEN TANK AND RIDE ONE OF THOSE PITY SCOOTERS AND JEEBUS FCUKING CHRIST WE WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE TO GET A GRIP AND TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEMSELVES!
NEWS FLASH: AA is better. She was sick and then she had a baby. The CWS saga then took a nasty turn. To be continued…….. - ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOUR SECRETARY It’s only a few days later, after Gemma has cleared the final detritus from my overflowing out tray, that I notice the l...